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The Wrong Email

August 19, 2011

UPDATED 08/19/2011 5:40pm
Unfortunately we now live in a non-humorous world where everyone lives in fear and feel they need to take legal action over anything for what ever reason (or at least claim they will). This is why I am forced to censor this post. Fortunately, for me, this post will retain it’s humor even with its anonymity. But I will state this about this unnamed business: I find them to be highly delusional if they think my blog will cause them any harm. Just ask the Velcro Pygmees. For someone to threaten legal action over a such a post like this one is completely ludicrous. They wouldn’t even have known it was here if I hadn’t emailed them the link. I can understand their concern over the fact that I do have their employees info in this post. But you could get the same info (and more) from their website. Needless to say there IS a lot of grey area here, and it isn’t worth my time to play in it. I also figured it would be best to keep them from spending money on an attorney, and instead, use that money to fix there BUSTED website!

Original but now “censored” POST ——————————-

I have been receiving emails recently from various staff members of (DELETED), who obviously have the wrong email address of another staff member there. I thought about just responding and letting them know they were sending emails to the wrong person, but where’s the fun in that?So I took an opportunity when I received the following emails:


On 8/19/2011 1:41 AM,  (DELETED) wrote:
Just a heads up…

Jon  (DELETED) is no longer allowed in the building.

Thanks


 (DELETED)


On 8/19/2011 8:19 AM, You (Me) wrote:

Damn it Ben! Now who’s going to give me hand jobs in the bathroom? It sure as hell won’t be you! Thanks a lot! Your a chode. Who gave you the ability to say who goes or stays? Wait, is this because Jon never gave you a reach around OR is this because he found out about you and Andrew? You are aware that we all know about you and Andrew, right? You are such a double dutch douche! By the way, this website design —>  (DELETED), sucks monkey balls. Looks like someone took a shit on my computer monitor. At any rate, I hope you have a good Friday, because I heard Jon is coming in later to chop your balls off.


** UPDATE 08/19/2011 12:58pm (cst): 
I just received another email from ANOTHER  (DELETED) staff member… And I responded again:

On 8/19/2011 12:55 PM,  (DELETED) wrote:
If anyone has monopoly twister dominoes or any other fun games can you let us know for tomorrows event?

Malissa “Mali” Hunter
Retnuh Productions Inc.

Growth & Influence through Truth & Respect…

 (DELETED)

Please excuse mispellings sent from Iphone.


On 8/19/2011 1:07 PM, You (Me) wrote:

 (DELETED),

I have a sugesstion for a fun game! It’s called “Corn-hole the Drunk”. You see you designate someone to be the Drunk and everyone else lines up and… Oh hell it’s hard to explain. Ask  (DELETED) in Operations to explain “Corn-hole the Drunk”. I believe he plays it every Tuesday, so we should go ahead and designate him as the Drunk. Other than that, I honestly would only be down for Twister if you were going to be playing naked. Just putting that out there.

Hope you think about it,
J

Oh by the way; Cheese signature quotes and iPhones suck!


** UPDATE 08/19/2011 1:35pm (cst):
I just received  a couple of responses to my last reply:


 Can never ever play drinking games ever! When we have liqour on premises we are liable!!!!

 (DELETED)

 What in the world? Has he lost his mind?
unknown person^

** UPDATE 08/19/2011 1:46pm (cst):
Still Responding:


On 8/19/2011 1:43 PM, (DELETED) wrote: 
BTW don’t ever call me  (DELETED)!!!!  It’s  (DELETED) to you unless ur my granny lol..

On 8/19/2011 1:53 PM, You (Me) wrote:
The typical response to your statement would be, “That’s not what you said last night”. But I will respect your wishes and dress up like your granny. Hey what ever floats your boat. But you have to admit, that is a strange fetish.

**UPDATE 08/19/2011 2:01pm (cst):

Fun is over.  (DELETED) seems to think I am a hacker. So I broke the news to her:

Hey  (DELETED),

No Gmails are being hacked. Some idiot at your company is using MY gmail address as his email contact for your studio. So when you send email to him or your “ (DELETED)” group, I receive the email.

But hey. Thanks for the fun!

#BoomSnickle
@JremyDeaton

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Censoring is something I can’t stand. I hate to fucking do it, so this is the last time. If this company want’s anything more than the above, they can suck it. And if they contact me one more time, threatening anything else, I will revert this post to it’s original form, and ride their legal thing as far as they want to take it. I mean it…. One more fucking word…. ahh ah!

Oh if you missed the uncensored post and you want to know who I am talking about, OOOOR… you are in Atlanta, looking for a sound studio Just do a Google search and look for the one with the busted website!

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